the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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