I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
is that a dick in a sweater?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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