so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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