can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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