Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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