CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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