Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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