so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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