He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Drunk is not a location!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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