READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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