I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize