ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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