is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
did i just pee glitter
Someone signed my nipple.
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