either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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