Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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