He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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