I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
