you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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