dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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