at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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