Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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