I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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