Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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