Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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