So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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