Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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