Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
smell my finger.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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