I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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