I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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