dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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