Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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