you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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