Nicole vs. Life
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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