Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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