Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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