If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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