dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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