I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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