Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So squirting runs in the family.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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