i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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