champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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