I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
nutella sex= disaster
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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