Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
