And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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