i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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