why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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