Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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