My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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