New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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