Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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