Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This toilet bowl is my home.
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