"it" just moved
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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